Well, that was sort of nice. At least there were no wishes for accidents to befall the character of Donna!
Hang onâ€¦ Thereâ€™s a quiet murmur of at the back of the cupboard as Terra makes it known that he “will be looking forward to Donna. I think it might be the return of the old school companion without a love story. I hope anyway.” I carefully check Terraâ€™s medication and up the dosageâ€¦ Matthew agrees with Terra, so I check their coffees to see if thereâ€™s anythingâ€¦ yâ€™knowâ€¦ funny in themâ€¦ “I think that her inclusion will have a similar impetus on the series/brand that Eccleston provide in 2005,” says Matthew, “A professional that has demonstrated an adept ability to be highly versatile. In addition to bringing a â€˜maturityâ€™ to the TARDIS that could echo the winning combination of BIG FINISH’s Sixth Doctor and Evelyn Smythe (veteran actress, Maggie Stable). A wise move after the â€˜juvenileâ€™ characters of Rose and Martha.”
Hmmm. You have a good point there, Matthew. Maybe some maturity is whatâ€™s needed at this point. Anthony even admits to being optimistic about Donna, “I’m going to be optimistic,” he says, “and keep my mouth shut. Yes, there were better candidates out there for RTD to choose fromâ€¦” Christian interjects a demand for Sally Sparrow, but Anthony carries on, “but the fact remains that he did choose to bring Tate on board. We have to respect his decision, and hope that his instincts prove true and Donna Noble is a welcome addition to the Doctor Who team.”
Having come to the conclusion that we all have very different opinions of Donna Noble we start to compare Martha and Rose. Christian is a Martha Jones fan. Can you tellâ€¦? “Martha, by far. You couldn’t have had her without a Rose beforehand, or anything like that, but I maintain that Rose suffered in S2 as a character; like you would laugh in a Dalek’s face – doubly unlikely knowing that your temporary power â€˜destroyedâ€™ the remaining Daleks and you can’t do anything about these new three. Martha on the other hand was down to earth, direct and straightforward, she had no agenda other than to see the universe, and later on the world. Her family and situation offered more interesting possibilities, plus Freema has a better figure than La Piper, and of course that wonderful sister who would have made such a good companion…”
Terra, on the other hand, sits firmly on the fence, “I can’t say if Martha or Rose were better then each other, I mean they had different parts to play and they both did a great job at them. However,” and here he agrees with Christian, “Rose’s character went downhill for me in series two with her flippant attitude to danger and laughing off any situation as well as the Queen.”
Steve liked Martha, too, and describes her as “a very much needed breath of fresh air after the all-consuming Rose and her Doc-obsession. It was all getting to be a bit of a private joke in series 2 so Martha, despite her crush on the big man, seemed to maintain a stronger connection with the viewer and thus provide a bridge to the mysterious ramblings of the Doc. And of course with Rose you get her bleedin’ entourage, all of whom can take a running jump for all I care.” Steady on, Steve! Have a valiumâ€¦ “But with Smith and Jones I was shouting at the TV, â€˜Davies not again you bloody fool!â€™ as he introduced an equally stereotyped set of parents and siblings that could have walked straight out of the book ‘100 character devices to avoid in soap opera’.
We take a short break there while I mop Steveâ€™s fevered brow and hand around some yummy looking cookies I find in a box labelled “Evidence”â€¦
I mention the Jones family again and Steve re-launches his tirade, “Things improved, with pretty much a no-show for the family through series 3, thankfully, but when they did re-appear, there was less of the stupid bickering and dodgy bird-on-the-side plotline for the Dad that so clearly failed to work. So with all that in place, I was looking forward to seeing which way Martha was going to go, as she pretty much had a very good run throughout series 3, providing Play School questions for the general public to the Doctor’s weirdness, and bringing medical assistance with her doctorly knowledge to those in need.”
Anthony is definitely in the Martha camp, “It took a while to establish herself and to earn her keep in this fan’s heart, as at times the character of Martha felt a little on the underwhelming side. But that’s no fault of Agyeman (who consistently gives a confident performance) but the writing of Russell T Davies. Never mind the Doctor, I honestly believe it took Davies the better half of the series to get over Rose Tyler’s departure, a companion he helped to create – and one that established his era of the show. With her gone, Davies lost his voice a little – and Martha suffered as a result.
“A role on Torchwood offers Martha a chance to mature, and broaden as a character. Some said that Agyeman herself was under-developed as an actress (I think not) but I guess this’ll give her the chance to show off a wider acting range and prove her critics wrong. The crossover also converges the Doctor Who and Torchwood universes, and should help to create some clarity between the shows. As a result, the NuWhoniverse feels a lot bigger, grander and far more epic.”
Picking up where he left off with the decline of Roseâ€™s character in S2, Terra goes on to say, “Martha, thankfully didn’t get to have a downward spiral so far, we’ll see what Torchwood or series 4 brings for her. I can’t say that I would have ever pictured her as a Torchwood type character but looking back at the series I can see her personality fitting in well there.”
The candle splutters, fizzes and goes out again. The only light in the cupboard is now the ghostly flicker of my computer screen. A sort of â€˜ghost lightâ€™, if you will. Thereâ€™s a muffled scream in the distance. We all turn to the door and notice, for the first time, the statue of an angel that we are sure wasnâ€™t there beforeâ€¦
Will Christian smash the statue to bits with his size 15 bovver boots? Will Steve recover from his fevered rant in time? Will anyone survive the “Evidence” Cookies?
Tune in to Part Two of the Kasterborous Round Table 2007 and find out! Coming soon to a web browser near you.