Tagged Lily Cole

“Black Spot” Overnights

Concerned about last week’s low-show for the Doctor Who overnights? As we’ve previously explained, you really shouldn’t be, but to put your mind at rest you might be interested to know that The Curse Of The Black Spot was viewed by 6.2 million viewers accoridng to overnight figures. While this might reflect poorer weather than…

Siren Calling

The BBC have stubbornly refused to heed the warning set by Hall & Oates and have unleashed a “Man-eater” on the crew of the Fancy. Model turned actress Lily Cole (The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus) will be hurrying men to their graves in the sea as The Siren, a flame-haired seductress creating  havoc in this weeks…

Prequels and Body bags

There’s something a’stiring in the murky waters. There be something out there taken men from the good ship Fancy. An accursed…oh forget it… I can’t do it. I even tried to go method I’m writing this in the bath while wearing a tri-corner hat and I contracted scurvy and for what? Well so that BBC…

Thanks for the Planks!

Avast me Hearties! That scurvy naive Hugh Bonneville (Downton Abbey, Bonekickers) has gone and poured his gizzards out on twitter- doffing his triangular hat in the direction of Steven Moffat and the Doctor Who crew of the damned. Twittering the now de-pirated Bonneville wrote a lovely message saying: “Thanks to @steven_moffat & the brilliant #DrWho crew…

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