So, it would appear that a big screen version of my past lives could move from a vague alternate reality into existence in the next few years. I know, I…

Oh, it’s you. Very well, you may join me, but you need to remain silent. This is, after all, a covert operation. Why else would I venture into deepest, darkest…

Now this is more like it. After the inconveniences, ill-advised meetings and less than ideal viewing locations of the last few weeks I find myself back in my leather-bound chair….

I must confess that I’m rather looking forward to this one. The God Complex. Of course I have one. How could the last scion of Gallifrey not have one? Time…

It’s not happening. Not this week. I’ve seen the preview; this is a Pond episode. I refuse to have anything to do with the ginger whinger any more. And you…

Once more my grand designs took me to the very cusp of dark victory. Once more I could almost taste the sweet taste of victory. Once more it was snatched…

When last I deigned to speak to you mortals I had been forced to accept a job on this damned website. Since then the Dark Son of Gallifrey has failed…