Articles by Nick Brown


Paul The Other One!

Nick Brown has been working it out again – all of the Series 4 clues unwrapped and presented in their full glory: The series 4 clues are there… There are only a few televisual events to look forward to every year. The Eurovision Song Contest for one, the FA Cup Final for another, and the…

The Unicorn and the Wasp

What do you get if you cross a time traveller, a crime writer and a giant insect? The Unicorn And The Wasp, of course. The Doctor and Donna arrive at a dinner party hosted by Lady Eddison. Among the other guests is Agatha Christie. The date, though, is 8 December 1926, the day of Christie’s…

The Poison Sky

Those Sontarans, eh? If they’re not fighting the Rutans, they’re colonising planets to use the unhabitants as target practice to help in their fight against the Rutans. And if they’re not fighting the Rutans or colonising planets to use the inhabitants as target practice in their fight against the Rutans, they’re turning planets into cloning…

The Sontaran Stratagem

Utilising the cutting edge in review technology, this week Simon Mills brings us a 100% real-time review of The Sontaran Stratagem in: Kopic’s Radical Analysis Process With Indiosyncratic Textualising (KRAPWIT) – The Sontaran Stratagem Review We open the episode at the Rattigan Academy and we see Ratboy himself, stood there looking as camp as a…

What’s In Storr?

Ever wondered what it’s like to be hunted by a mad killer jacket potato? Well, ok, it doesn’t sound too terrifying, does it? But what if the mad killer jacket potato is dressed in battle armour and carries the biggest weapon you’ve ever seen? On first glance, the Sontarans may look a touch silly. After…

No Jacket Required – (Anorak, That Is…)

Nick Brown has noticed something – we’re all cool now… “So what’s your favourite television programme, then?” “Doctor Who.” “Ah yeah, that’s great, isn’t it? I watch it with my son, he loves it. Those statue things scared the life out of him, though…” Ok, into your TARDISes and set the co-ordinates for 20 years…

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