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How Do You Stop Malcolm Tucker Swearing? [VIDEO]

Malcolm Tucker swearing is funny. He does it a lot. The comedy creation – based on former PM Tony Blair’s “spin doctor” Alistair Campbell – is the highlight of BBC Two comedy The Thick of It and its movie spin-off In The Loop, and is a horrendous grotesque, a spitting, threatening pig of a man with control issues. He’s wonderfully played by new Doctor Peter Capaldi.

This, of course, is the reason for many “jokes” about the Twelfth Doctor swearing and telling Daleks to “f&*^ off” and other such poorly considered attempts at humour (of the types we hope not to hear in the coming revived series of Dead Ringers, Jon Culshaw!). To those wanting inspiration for a really funny joke, the accompanying video will perhaps give you a few pointers in the art of making something funny, as opposed to just ripping it off and being unimaginative.

Incidentally, if you want the answer to the question above, it is simple: you cast him as the Doctor.


Christian Cawley

A long-term Doctor Who fan, Christian grew up watching the show and has early memories of the Graham Williams era. His favourite stories are Inferno, The Seeds of Doom and Human Nature (although The Empty Child, Blink and Utopia all come close). When he’s not bossing around the news team, Christian is a freelance writer specialising in mobile technology and domestic computing, and enjoys classic rock, cooking and spending time in the countryside with his wife and young children. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook and Google+.

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