The year is 2014. The place – Earth. The invasion of the Dalek speakers has begun.
Massive Audio has announced “the largest, loudest and most deadly portable Bluetooth speaker” this side of the Medusa Cascade. Modelled on the Doctor’s deadliest enemy, the six foot Dalek Massive will be armed with over forty coaxial speakers and a slew of sonic surprises.
As Massive Audio’s technical description puts it:
“Dalek Massive will feature forty Massive Audio DX Series coaxial speakers, 3000 watt Summo Series subwoofer, 7” Bluetooth monitor as well as both D-Bit Series mono and full-range digital amplifiers… Truly a portable sonic powerhouse that will rival anything in the Galaxy.”
This terrifying creation will be unveiled at this year’s Consumer Electronics Show between January 7th - 11th 2014 before going on a worldwide tour that will cover the US, UK, Canada and Australia. It will then be auctioned off in July 2014, with all proceeds being donated to charity.
There is one thing we can be sure of. It isn’t remotely human…