Forget the stupid 2013 Christmas Special and all that 50th Anniversary Special nonsense, THIS is the real show many of us have been waiting for!
The Hotsy Totsy Burlesque troupe will be putting on (or taking off?) a special tribute to the greatest show in the galaxy, called (and I’m blushing as I type this): Doctor Who: Boobies in the TARDIS! Not unlike – well, a lot unlike, really – Spearhead from Space or The Lodger, it’ll feature The Doctor stumbling into an adventure with a lot of near-nudity.
As described on Broadway World, the story of the show goes something like this:
“The Doctor is back!!!!! His Police Box has appeared in the Home for Wayward Girls and Fallen Women before, and The Doctor just can’t seem to figure out why the TARDIS keeps bringing him back. We say it just wants the Doctor to have a good time watching burlesque!”
Hey, if it’s good enough for the Doctor, who can argue? Boobies in the TARDIS, which is not Hotsy Totsy’s first spin around Doctor Who, will feature an array of female and male performers in a “high camp” fully scripted and costumed (for a few minutes, anyway) production. And, as you may have guessed, unlike the BBC program that it’s based on, this burlesque show is probably not meant to be viewed by the whole family…unless it’s from behind the sofa.
So, faster than you can say “Dalek bumps”, set your TARDIS coordinates to the R-Bar in New York City on Tuesday, September 17th 2013 – that’s a mere two weeks from now! Tickets are only $10. For more information, a person can go to hotsytotsyburlesque.com or get tickets at rbarnyc.com.
I just want a mate.