If there’s one guest you want at a party it’s the Doctor. However, for a Time Lord, his time keeping isn’t exactly prompt. You might book out the church hall, tell him to be there or be square and before you know it the Sonatarans are at the pineapple and cheese sticks and the church is a refuge for the last of humanity.
In other words, there won’t be many balloon animals, unless they come alive and start eating the guests. Then there are too many balloon animals.
So what better way to celebrate a party without the oncoming storm than with this exclusive range of Doctor Who-themed baking products from Lakeland.
How about some delicious Daleks with these Dalek Cupcake Wraps and Toppers? Or a TARDIS Cupcake Kit? What about some TARDIS Chocolate Moulds? Or…Or… Let’s face it, you’re not even reading this anymore: you’re wrangling children into an enforced birthday party on the pretence of ordering all of these fabulous items (Kasterborous does not endorse the wrangling of children…but we are free next Saturday…just so you know.)
Perhaps the most impressive item in the range is this Dalek Cupcake Stand. Standing proudly above the crisps and sausage rolls, this magnificent centrepiece adds a much need sinister edge to the otherwise light as air world of miniature cakes.
You can see the whole range, which launched in the autumn, over at Lakeland’s site.
(Thanks to The Doctor Who Site. Have a metaphorical cupcake on us.)