It’s not only time that can be wibbly wobbly, timey wimey – t-shirts can too!

You see people assume that buying a t-shirt is a natural progression from hanger to neck but actually from a non linear, non subjective viewpoint its more like ensnaring a big ball of zeitgeist, trapping it forever in American Apparel, holding in status a collective experience until somebody else says: “huh, that’s cool” – wibbly wobbly, timey wimey.

This classy shirt (which to me resembles an art deco whiskey bottle) is designed by 6amCrisis – who has previously designed some other excellent shirts – and is available until 5am Wednesday morning (UK time) from ShirtPunch, where you will find it in various sizes for a very reasonable $9.99!