Two Doctor Who fans have adapted these jokes to reflect their knowledge of our beloved show and have also managed to come up with quite a few witty put downs at the same time!
Enjoy such lines of witty banter including:
“Your mama’s so lazy, she’s a part-Time Lord.”
“Your mama’s so fat that if she regenerated, she’d come back as John Goodman.”
“Your mama’s so ugly that when Captain Jack Harkness saw her, he actually died.”
There are some other funny lines for you to enjoy by pressing play below…
Alternatively, if any of you out there have your own Doctor Who, Torchwood, Sarah Jane Adventures or K-9 jokes then we would love to hear them. There’s no prize for the winner but leave your comments below and let’s see what you’ve got! We’ll start the ball rolling:
Q: Why do Daleks always eat apples?
A: To keep the Doctor away!