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Published on September 24th, 2011 | by Andrew Reynolds

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A Dalek Family in Front?

You know those stick figure car stickers that show tailgating drivers the make up of the family onboard the car in front?

You know, the ones that help thieves know what residual swag they might get from robbing a family car or car crash investigators hazard a guess at what the J. G Ballard-esque mound of flesh and metal might be made up of in the event of your car being crushed like an accordion?

They’re not exactly safe, are they?

Well what could be safer than the promise of a whole family of Dalek’s crammed into your VW Polo?

That’s right! Doctor Who Dalek Family Car Stickers! For the discerning sci-fi family.

The stickers available at Etsy.com and can be made to fit your Dalek family if you happen to not fit the Davros-approved 2 point 4 children.

All it leave to be said is what activities would a Dalek family go on? A day out to annihilate Alton Towers? Do Daleks have children? If so why? These stickers fill the head with so many unanswered questions distracted drivers will constantly be ploughing into you.

The retribution will be swift…

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Everyone has a favourite Doctor and mine - just for his honesty, his fairness and his ability to not notice the Master's awful, awful disguises/anagrams (Sir Gilles Estram!?!) - has to be the Fifth Doctor, Peter Davison. The stories didn’t serve him as well as his acting served those stories.




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