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Own Your Own Pond

Kasterborous doesn’t advise living out your fantasies via cardboard (unless you’re building a fort…we’re definitely a pro-fort site) – for one, it’s weird and secondly there will be chafing.

However we’re also painfully aware that most of us are ‘aesthetically challenged’ and will never be able to mimic our hero and whisk a hot companion away to a far off exotic land (not unless Russian brides go weak at the knees for pristinely maintained Adipose dolls.)

Eager to cash in on all this anxiety and nerdiness is this life-size cardboard cut-out (or standee to legitmise the whole 2-D representation business) of the lovely Mrs. Pond dressed resplendently in her Honeymoon attire.

Now you can have your own Amelia to have, hold and to generally stand around looking good… oh so good… or if you own a small business you can us her to fed off thieves at the night. It won’t work but it’s the kind of Law Enforcement that we can get behind.

Firebox are promising to let you ‘prop up the woman that props up the Doctor’ (very PC of them) for just £29.99 with free delivery!


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