Well now you finally can. Nerdlist.com has posted a picture of a TARDIS corset. That’s a corset that actually looks like a TARDIS. And that’s no joke.
For all you people who want to fit into that certain piece of clothing but just can’t (it really shouldn’t bother you, just be yourself) and also want to show the world, when you choose to, that you’re a Doctor Who fan, then this could be the ultimate fashion accessory.
As the website does states:
“A corset’s job is to make things that are bigger on the inside look smaller on the outside.”
But still, don’t get hung up about your weight.
It does inspire the question of what we could next expect to see in the Doctor Who range of sex accessories. Super strong Cybermen restraining kits, Sharez Jek gimp masks or maybe Super Voc shoes (that definitely did not begin life as Kleenex boxes).