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Published on August 14th, 2011 | by Andrew Reynolds

Get the Party Started with Blue Box Ale!

It seems like something of a missed opportunity that the discerning world of Ale aficionados and the anal workings of a Doctor Who fans mind have never met and formed a frothy yeast based alcoholic beverage.

There have been Doctor Who based cocktails but never has a dark-as-Bovril ale clouded even the fluffiest of drinkers beards (of course if I’m wrong about this feel free to send me a sample – I‘ll list Kasterborous as an enabler at AA meetings)

Going someway to rectify this is this t-shirt which promises nothing more refreshing after a hard day saving the universe than Blue Box Ale.

Come on look at that logo you know you want one!

The text reads:

Blue Box Ale

Contents: 5% Artron Energy / Vol. 3000 FL OZ. (88720.58 ML)

Caution: Bottle contains more beer than outwardly apparent.

Brewed by Gallifreyan Beer Masters – Since Infinity.

Simply Regenerating!

Blue Box Ale is intended only for responsible Time Lords of legal drinking age.

Drink responsibly and with moderation.

Please do NOT drink and Time Travel.

You can purchase this t-shirt from Uniique for $19.99.



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Everyone has a favourite Doctor and mine - just for his honesty, his fairness and his ability to not notice the Master's awful, awful disguises/anagrams (Sir Gilles Estram!?!) - has to be the Fifth Doctor, Peter Davison. The stories didn’t serve him as well as his acting served those stories.

3 Responses to Get the Party Started with Blue Box Ale!

  1. Oh, were it only real. We’d stock that in a heartbeat at the Lass, next to the Romulan Ale and special stuff….

  2. avatar Gruff says:

    Had my hopes up for a pint then!

  3. avatar Stellaflora says:

    So this would be the 4th Doctor’s personal brewery he installed next to the Zero room would it? :p

    You just KNOW this is what Tom’s Doctor would have done given half a chance and a bit of spare time (and what’s time to a timelord?). ;)

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