The Doc Knight?

Holy greasing the wheels! Matt Smith, that diabolical doctoring fiend has jumped ship and landed stateside to perform for a huddle of Hollywood execs playing none other than the caped crusader!

Treading tinsel town’s boards Smith performed as part of 24 Hour Plays, an event where each play is written the night before, rehearsed for one day, then performed in front filmmakers and VIP’s of varying levels of I.

Smith – starring in”Gotham Autopsy” – first appeared covered in a mortuary sheet before bounding to life as a confused crusader alongside Nick Swanson (Don’t Mess With the Zohan) as Robin.

Delighting the crowds twenty minutes in Smith dropped his American accent and broke out into a Dick Van Dyke Coc-ker-ney accent.

Smith and his current squeeze Brit Supermodel Daisy Lowe were also spotted by snoopy onlookers as they charmed the press gather on the red carpet and partied at a Santa Monica studio.

Smith recently gave an interview declaring his intentions of cracking America and as long as he keeps taking idiosyncratic routes then he’ll become the hero Hollywood deserves.

But not the one it needs right now. And so we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight…

A Doctor.


Everyone has a favourite Doctor and mine - just for his honesty, his fairness and his ability to not notice the Master's awful, awful disguises/anagrams (Sir Gilles Estram!?!) - has to be the Fifth Doctor, Peter Davison. The stories didn’t serve him as well as his acting served those stories.

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