Oi you! Yes, you there, 13-year-old digging in your dad’s closet! And you, 13-year-old’s dad digging in your own closet! Sure, there’s plenty of tweed jackets in there, but if you want to go to
school work the Doctor Who Experience exhibition dressed as the Eleventh Doctor, a grey one or a brown one simply won’t do.
Luckily, Entertainment Earth has you covered with its officially-licensed Eleventh Doctor jacket just like the plaid one Matt Smith wears in the current season of Doctor Who, from the same designer as this Tenth Doctor trenchcoat! Ranging in sizes from small to extra-extra-large, this classic geography professor attire will fit just almost anyone and can be yours for a mere $309.99!
“Hold on… did you just say $309.99?! That’s wot – around £190.25 innit? Who the bloody ‘ell would want to pay that much for a smashing Doctor Who costume piece?!
Answer: You would.
Don’t deny it… it’s been your dream to walk around town wearing Smith’s Doctor’s clothing ever since that infamous picture of him on the set of The Time of Angels was unleashed on the public all those year-and-a-half-ish ago. So when you finally get hold of your new Matt Smith wardrobe addition, complete with elbow patches, here’s a list of things you can do with it:
- Lay it on the ground and use it as a picnic blanket.
- Suspend it between a couple of chairs and put a portable DVD player with your Doctor Who collection underneath to make the ultimate geek fort!
- Stick your head in its pockets to see if they really are bigger on the inside.
- Use it as a means of escape when surrounded by angry heavenly statues.
- Er… wear it.
If you want one now you’ll sadly have to wait a little bit… this jacket won’t be available until August, but you can pre-order at the Entertainment Earth website right now and have it shipped to you when it’s ready!
Bow tie and braces not included.