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Published on December 3rd, 2010 | by Andrew Reynolds

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TARDIS Haulage Inc.

Need multiple TARDISes moving swiftly and smoothly- with minimal Rani attacks? Live in the Cardiff area close to the Porth Teigr BBC Wales Studios?  Then try TARDIS Haulage Inc – the family company whatever dimension!

Discretion is assured. Why twenty two TARDISes were spotted Wednesday at Foreshore Road warehouses, Cardiff, with fans unsure of where they are heading or what they are for.

And to fool our clients enemies instead of transporting them in traditional flat-pack form and assembling them on site they travel fully formed (that should excite a news agency or two!)

If you’re asking: “Why would a time traveller with a device that can take him anywhere, to anytime need a haulage company?” Well, our chameleon circuits work so you the modern time traveller can enjoy dining with Emperor Constantine the Great without constantly worrying about your device being stolen/drifting away to another time.

So give TARDIS Haulage Inc a call for all your time travelling haulage needs.

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Everyone has a favourite Doctor and mine - just for his honesty, his fairness and his ability to not notice the Master's awful, awful disguises/anagrams (Sir Gilles Estram!?!) - has to be the Fifth Doctor, Peter Davison. The stories didn’t serve him as well as his acting served those stories.




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