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Discretion is assured. Why twenty two TARDISes were spotted Wednesday at Foreshore Road warehouses, Cardiff, with fans unsure of where they are heading or what they are for.
And to fool our clientsÂ enemies instead of transporting them in traditional flat-pack form and assembling them on site they travelÂ fully formedÂ (that should excite a news agency or two!)
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