No? Ah well, move along.
If you are interested, however, then this – ahem – “rendition” (quite possibly an “extraordinary rendition” but without the waterboarding) might just tickle your fancy.
Stay with it – it might seem like a bit of a caterwaul at first (and later, to be fair), but this is good fun, and let’s us see what a music virtuoso Mr Darvill really is…
From the Doctor Who Confidential that follows A Christmas Carol, you can see this clip in context on Christmas Day at 7pm on BBC Three.