The jury may have been influenced by the free nature of Doctor Who: The Adventure Games enough to let some of its faults pass by but where cash has been exchanged for goods people have been less tolerant.
Doctor Who: Return to Earth for the Wii was given the kind of reception only reserved for an Uwe Boll film. Official Nintendo Magazine called it an ‘execrable turd’ which while scathing also gave rise to a larger philosophicalÂ debate of what was worse: a turd or an execrable turd? While Doctor Who: Evacuation Earth for theÂ Nintendo DSÂ was dismissed as nothing more than a Professor (Layton) in Doctor’s clothing (check out the Kasterborous review by Paul Cavanagh).
What’s missing then is a definitive Doctor Who game. A benchmark that can help raise the general funk that hangs over past attempts to take the worlds longest running sci-fi show to the next generation consoles.
So, pooling our resources with a high end gaming think tank (consisting of the honourable Doctors Mario, Bandicoot and Bowser – who mostly just ate the table and tried to burn Mario with fire balls) we at Kasterborous have come up with a top five list of video games we’d like to see as Doctor Who games… because imitation is the most sincere (and less litigious) form of flattery:
1) Heavy Rassilon
When David Cage attempted to bring Noir sensibilities to the PS3, the resulting game, Heavy Rain, with its immersing, every-decision-counts game-play was hailed as revolutionary. Players were able to guide their characters through everyday mudane tasks and the crazy-as-hell slicing your own finger off moments of madness all to save a kidnapped child.
So where does this all this grimness fit in with Doctor Who? Imagine being the Time Lord where every decision counts, where you’re lost, on your own and looking for an adventure and a companion. A good choice and everybody lives and the Doctor dances. Lose, and entire species could be wiped from existence. You decide…
2) Age of (Dalek) Empires
Daleks have been done a disservice by Doctor Who: The Adventure Games (and to a lesser extent Return to Earth.) Gone is the palpable air of fear and dread and in its place stand the new Daleks- mobile chicanes that operate on the same level as the guards in Metal Gear Solid. Easy to avoid and devoid of menace.
What’s need is a back to basics Dalek game based on Ensemble Studios classic Real Time Strategy games Age of Empires. Starting on Skaro, players will launch waves of Dalek troops against the Thals, decimating both the landscape and their opposition as they abandon their home planet- looking for new worlds to make into their own. That is until they come to the jewel in this genocidal crown… Gallifrey.
3) LEGO Doctor Who
Back on more kiddie friendly terrain the popular LEGOÂ series has made great strides in taking simple game play and marrying it to classic film franchises like Star Wars, Indiana Jones and Harry Potter. Its this combination of recreating recognisable scenes from famous films and its simple pick up and play controls that would ideal suit the Doctor.
Imagine taking the First Doctor through Skaro, breaking Daleks down to blocks as you build your way through the post-apocalyptic landscape, then head along with the Second Doctor into the Tomb of the Cybermen(remembering to unlock Jamie as a playable character first.) There nearly fifty years of great stories to draw from with each Doctor guaranteed one great level each.