Monster Morpher!

Ever fancied becoming General Kudlak?  The Graske?  Androvax the Annihilator? No, me neither but this isn’t meant for cynical adults who are already well on their way to having faces that should be seized and categorised by a shadowy government agency.

No, Tykes, Nippers, Kiddiwinks (insert appropriate synonym) beware The Sarah Jane Adventures Monster Morpher gives you the chance to contort your face into one of Ms Smith’s deadly adversaries to shock/delight your friends, pals, buddys etc…

You can choose an existing photo or take a perfectly framed pic of yourself, align the photo in a frame, match up the cross to the right feature (actually don’t, its more fun this way) and then simply send the BBC a sample of your DNA and they will create a race of hybrids so dastardly and butt ugly the world will have no choice but to surrender! Or you’ll end up with a rather amusing photo of yourself morphed with and alien.

Same difference…


Everyone has a favourite Doctor and mine - just for his honesty, his fairness and his ability to not notice the Master's awful, awful disguises/anagrams (Sir Gilles Estram!?!) - has to be the Fifth Doctor, Peter Davison. The stories didn’t serve him as well as his acting served those stories.

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