We at Kasterborous like to think of the whole will he/won’t he Benedict Cumberbatch saga as musical chairs only when the music stops, more chairs are added in an infinitly pointless charade to see who can generate something of interest out of nothing interesting.
Like Holmes himself, The MirrorÂ have resurrected the long thought deadÂ storyÂ that Benedict CumberbatchÂ will be taking over as the Doctor when Matt Smith decides to flee the TARDIS. Only in a brilliant piece of understatement they areÂ reporting that he ‘wouldn’t fancy’ it.
The Sherlock star was quoted as saying;
“I never got offered the chance to play the Doctor. Perhaps the powers-that-be realised I would turn it down.
“I think it’s a fantastic show, but the celebrity side of being the Doctor would worry me. The idea of turning up at school prizegiving days as the Doctor wouldn’t appeal.”
The prizegiver himself Matt Smith has gone someway to end his own and the BBC’s baiting by telling the paper that he’s going nowhere as of now;
“I’m delighted I’ve got the part,” says Matt. “I want to carry on!”
So there we have it; two actors, two denials and several tabloids probably wondering where to dig next. To concluded the tortured simile above the music’s about to start all over again…
(via The Mirror)