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Hands Off Daisy’s Doctor!

I bet Patrick Troughton never had this problem. According to news agency par excellence the Daily Star Daisy Lowe, the ‘super sexy model’ girlfriend of Matt Smith has issued an ultimatum warning him not to sleep with Doctor groupies.

Doctor Who star Matt Smith's current girlfriend, model Daisy LoweQuoting a mysterious source, the paper reports:

“A close friend told us: “Daisy gets really jealous about all the female attention Matt gets. Girls literally throw themselves at him and it seriously winds her up.”

It must be a gratifying life being a self appointed ‘close friend’. You get to travel around with glamorous, sexy people, dine with them, go to the best parties but also you get to hear their intimate secrets, guide them at their lowest point, be R2D2 to their C3P0 and then like totally sell all that gossip for quarry loads of cash and keep your anonymity!


Well that’s the fantasy, in reality you’re probably a low life dragged from the bowels of the Z-list, spouting water cooler fantasies to the highest bidder that then get spun out across the web.

That’s if you exist at all. You might be the figment of a lazy journalists mind. An ego personified as the height of cool while the journalist sits in their office picking their ears with a biro. It probably has a name; something like A J Cool.

Anyway, the “close friend” told the paper the couple have been on and off since April where they were seen canoodling at the Coachella Music Festival in California but recently split after Daisy “couldn’t control her jealousy”…

“Daisy pulled the plug on their relationship after three months as she was sick of Matt hanging out in Camden with female fans. He would spend nights in the Hawley Arms surrounded by groupies and pretty girl friends.”

The pair were recently hounded by photographers as they reunited on the Italian isle of Capri after the alleged ultimatum was issued.

“She’s banned Matt from hanging around with a girl friend called Anastacia who’s in a band and she’s asked him to sever ties with his sexy Brazilian ex-girlfriend Mayana Moura.

“Matt was thinking about visiting Rio to see her but he won’t be now, unless he’s a fool.”

The love Doctor can next be seen in The Big Bang on Saturday at 18:05 on BBC1 and BBC HD.

The ‘close friend’ can next be seen going through Diana Vicker’s bins…

(Via Daily Star)


Everyone has a favourite Doctor and mine - just for his honesty, his fairness and his ability to not notice the Master's awful, awful disguises/anagrams (Sir Gilles Estram!?!) - has to be the Fifth Doctor, Peter Davison. The stories didn’t serve him as well as his acting served those stories.

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