Dalek Invades Florist

The Daleks plans for the conquest of Earth have become even more audacious it seems as this week one was spotted holed up in a florists in Crawley, West Sussex.

The hand built Dalek is adorned in flowers and wields a handbag – but don’t be fooled, it is still a deathly killing machine.

Just try telling that to shop owner Sally Mills.

“We have had quite a bit of interest from people in the town

“Everyone has asked questions. We are selling it for a friend, it has been a bit of fun really.”

FUN? Oh yes it’s fun Ms Mills, and you can rely on that declaration when UNIT have been over and cleared up the mess that Dalek made. You’ll be a social outcast for letting it stay in your florists, but the day it carried out its orders should have been the happiest day of that young couple’s lives! Instead Crawley was devastated – but at least it was a bit of fun…!

(EDITORS NOTE: Mick Karma is feeling unwell)


Christian Cawley

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A long-term Doctor Who fan, Christian grew up watching the show and has early memories of the Graham Williams era. His favourite stories are Inferno, The Seeds of Doom and Human Nature (although The Empty Child, Blink and Utopia all come close). When he’s not bossing around the news team, Christian is a freelance writer specialising in mobile technology and domestic computing, and enjoys classic rock, cooking and spending time in the countryside with his wife and young children. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook and Google+.


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