Regular readers will know that we’re not afraid to shout TYPE PHWOARTY! in a tabloid-esque manner the moment vaguely attractive ladies become linked in any way with Doctor Who – so imagine the response at K Towers when the name of Kelly Brook became associated with the companion role!
Of course it can be nothing more than her agent getting her name in the papers and letting people know that she is available for work – she’s a lovely lass and deserves a good break, but I’m not sure a former Page 3 stunner with medium acting ability can cut it, despite her lighting up every room that she walks into.
Ms Brook is of course famous for a few things, including once being the lover of actor Billy Zane, whom she left alleged actor jason Staham for, so she obviously knows a good move when she sees it.
So what does Kelly think of the rumour – it is a rumour, isn’t it…?
"I mean I know some casting directors came to see my play but that’s as far as I know. I don’t know anything about it. If I don’t get the job then you know I wasn’t very good in the play. Of course it would be fantastic, it’s a great show."
Which kind of indicates that Kelly Brook has been auditioned… well, let’s face it if anyone is going to erase memories of Billie Piper, Kelly Brook can.
I certainly wouldn’t kick her out of the TARDIS…