Election Trends

"Hey look at this hot new data just in fellas.  Looks as though this limey show about some professor in a blue box who travels through time with pretty, spunky young girls defeating menaces both on earth and in outer space is a hit with Republican voters."

"OK, sounds good… what’s it called?"

"Doctor Who, it says here.  I got a dossier on it, here."

"Say, this shows been on the go for years.  Look at this, 1963 they say it started.  With an old dude as the lead character, and he can chage his face."

"Hey look, that old dude looks a bit like John McCain!"

"You know I was talking to that cute Alaskan governor the other day, while we were out hunting Polar Bears.  I reckon she’s quite the spunky sidekick…"

"You know this’ll give Osama Obama a run for his money! How could he compete against a time travelling hero?!"

"Are you thinking what I think you’re thinking?"

"I might be…"

"DAAAAAMMMNN!"


Christian Cawley

About

A long-term Doctor Who fan, Christian grew up watching the show and has early memories of the Graham Williams era. His favourite stories are Inferno, The Seeds of Doom and Human Nature (although The Empty Child, Blink and Utopia all come close). When he’s not bossing around the news team, Christian is a freelance writer specialising in mobile technology and domestic computing, and enjoys classic rock, cooking and spending time in the countryside with his wife and young children. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook and Google+.


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