This article may be considered adult in nature.
Torchwood and Doctor Who star John Barrowman has declared that he wants some Torchwood sex toys.
That’s right – shy and retiring John has had it up to here with the lack of Torchwood dolls and Hub playsets, and decided that if he can’t have a toy version of himself and Eve Myles, then Character might as well use the plastic on a series of sex aids.
Apparently, it’s all down to Torchwood being an adult show. Of course, that’s no longer the case…
He told the Daily Star: "We can’t make Torchwood toys. We can’t market to children because it’s an adult show.
"Maybe we could do Torchwood sex toys. I will suggest it."
Or perhaps hold your time bracelet, Captain Jack Harkness – it’s a family show now, behave!