Fat Bint Squashes Doctor

He’s faced off Daleks, Cybermen, Sycorax, Zygons – but none of them come close to the jaw dropping threat to the Doctor that is pop behemoth Beth Ditto – and she’s after him!

The 26 year old big lass is the lead singer with chart also rans Gossip. According to The Star, the weighty bird with a bizarre line in revealing clothes was invited to the Brit Awards ceremony at Earls Court, to be held this Wednesday. According to a source:

“Both Beth and David are due to attend the annual event as presenters.”

“When she heard that her favourite actor would be going, Beth seemed thrilled. She said she was looking forward to a good old chat with him as she loves him playing Doctor Who.”

The source added: “And Beth has even been swotting up on her research of the Time Lord as she hopes to impress him.”

Emergency resuscitation teams across London are said to be on red alert.

Kasterborous.com would like to underline it’s equal body shape policy. Christian in particular has banged a few fatties in his time, sometimes without even being drunk, and as such has no problem with Beth Ditto’s size. He would also like it to be known that he doesn’t as a rule engage in fattist jokes, but it’s been a quiet news week


Christian Cawley

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A long-term Doctor Who fan, Christian grew up watching the show and has early memories of the Graham Williams era. His favourite stories are Inferno, The Seeds of Doom and Human Nature (although The Empty Child, Blink and Utopia all come close). When he’s not bossing around the news team, Christian is a freelance writer specialising in mobile technology and domestic computing, and enjoys classic rock, cooking and spending time in the countryside with his wife and young children. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook and Google+.


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