Torchwood Series 2 Episode 2 is broadcast this Wednesday on BBC3, and Sleeper features once again not one, but two former Time Agents!
After the spanking received by Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, is BBC Two playing it close to their chests in the manner of an expensive Hollywood flop…?
Time will tell – spoiler time now, left click and drag from here:
A seemingly normal woman called Beth is at the centre of the bizarre slaughter of a couple of burglars.
A lot of savage things happen to the right forearms of certain people.
Jack unleashes his new chat up line: “You should come round to my house for a game of hockey sometime.”
One of the characters utters the immortal line: “It’s just a mind probe!”
There is a strong implication that Jack and Ianto have already slept together.
Something horrible happens involving a pram.
Captain Jack encounters a man called Gray, who was his former boss at the now defunct Time Agency and is angry that Jack stole both his money and his wife.
Owen appears to be a fan of Murder, She Wrote. The TV show, not the dodgy Chaka Demus and Pliers song.
A Weevil called Janet appears in the episode.